Public Memo - Proverbs You Should Know

PROVERBS YOU SHOULD KNOW:

* Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away - and barefoot.

* A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

* If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

* My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

* Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

* It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

* I have found at my age going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of my face.

* For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

* Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

* A closed mouth gathers no feet.

* If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

* Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.

* Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

* A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

* Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

* Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

* No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

* A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.